Thursday, December 11, 2008

Beating the Aniston Horse Again--I CAN'T HELP IT!

Jen's on my LAST nerve.

A red, white and blue tie and a
bunch of naked gay men does NOT
make you "America's Sweetheart".

Oh God, Taniston? Honestly. We GET it. You haven't pumped out a baby yet and you look "hot for your age". (LOVE the backhanded compliments...) But, Jen? PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON. Your chin is getting bigger, you look like a rat and pretty soon you'll be in Michael Phelps Territory. (See definition of "Butterface"; Hot from the neck DOWN.) There she is on the cover of the January 2009 GQ.

Jen, please understand. You are not and never will be the breathtaking beauty that Angelina is. Quit freaking trying so hard.

In your dreams, Jennifer.

Here's part of the Taniston interview in GQ that really irritates me:

"...she says she and Pitt do speak from time to time: ""When there's something to congratulate or celebrate, there's an exchange," she said. On Jolie's revelation that she and Pitt fell in love during the making of Mr. & Mrs. Smith: "Considering the source," Aniston says, "nothing surprises me."
"Considering the source"??? I will say again, Angelina didn't do it all on her own, and by the way, your precious Bradley announced in Rolling Stone this week the VERY SAME THING.
"Pitt then shared his favorite performance by his partner and mother of his six children.
"Mr. & Mrs. Smith. Because you know ... six kids. Because I fell in love."

Daddy of SIX.

They always like to blame the woman...never their ex-husband, huh? Come ON. We all know Jen never wanted kids with Brad. Just because Taniston says she wants them "someday" (with John Mayer??), means nothing. Okay. My arm is tired from flogging this horseface--for now.

1 comment:

Jilly said...

Jen-Jen could only DREAM of looking so good after pumping out 1 kid, let alone 4!! Hell, I've had 0 children and Ms Angie puts me to SHAME!!