Jennifer Aniston says: "As we grow older, our chins get bigger, RIGHT??"

Jen's dangerously close to Leno territory.

THAT is a goddamn monstrosity, you guys. I honestly don't remember Jen being so chin-ified when she was on "Friends", do you?? Holy Lord, that's jumbo. I don't CARE if she has a decent body--she's not cute, as my gays like to say.

And get ready to laugh. The National Enquirer (aka THE BIBLE) is reporting that Jen is feeling like everyone thinks she's desperate, after Bradley Cooper made it crystal clear that he didn't like her "that way".

[Regarding Bradley Cooper] "It was a huge embarrassment for Jennifer — now she feels used an upset — her confidence has taken yet another knock and she’s back at square one in terms of dating. Jen was so happy to be dating Bradley. She saw him as a hot new guy who was finally a worthy replacement for John and Brad."

Did I mention that Jennifer Aniston has an unusually large and unattractive chin and that it damn near takes up three-quarters of her face?

Oh. Sorry.