Separated at Birth: David Beckham and H.I. McDunnough

 David? REALLY?

 

"We're gittin' set to pop, here Honey."

FINE! You caught me. This is simply a weak reason to post my darling David Beckham (with a questionable haircut), and the trailer to my favorite movie, Raising Arizona. I actually have a hard time even remembering H.I. was played by Nicolas Cage because he kinda sucks now and looks odd. Oh--and a sidebar here, Johnny Depp is allegedly bailing Nic's ass out of his financial woes as a repayment for helping him start his career back in the day. Whatevs.

Watch the trailer...better yet, watch the movie.

"I'll just be takin' these Huggies--and whatever cash ya got."  I say that line every time I buy Huggies for Felix--because I'm a dork like that.

Happy 25th Birthday, Katy Perry! (And a Separated at Birth!)

 HA! Fooled ya! That's my

daughter-in-law, Dayna!

 

 Oh, Katy. Hello Kitty is so boring.

 

Work it OUT, Dayna!!

So, if y'all think Katy Perry's got a great figure, you can just take a look at Felix's mom, Dayna! BOOM. Game over.

But yeah, Happy 25th Birthday, Katy. Say HI to Russell for me? 

Shiloh and Zahara Shop With Mama Angelina

 

 Zahara is WORKIN' it.

Mama's looking a bit scrawny, no?

Check out the Diva Zahara hopping outta that SUV. How many pictures of Naomi Campbell being helped out of her limo have we seen that look just like this? I'm in love with Z. That gorgeous smile she's flashing is all in preparation for her early teen years when she's the wild child of the runway.

Naomi Campbell = Z in 10 years.

And then...we have Chaz Bono Shiloh (I'm using that reference every time, so get used to it). Bless her heart. 

via ONTD:


"...Angelina took her girls to Intermarch, a French supermarket in Brignoles, where she picked up chips, Barbie Dolls, sausage, and a remote controlled car."

I wonder who played with which toys...

Oh, before I forget... here are the TWINS with Brad and Angie while they were all in Syria a few days ago. Apparently, Jordan is known for having delicious ice-cream. Who knew?


via Huffington Post:

EEEEEK!! It's The TWINS, y'all!!!

"After visiting Iraqi refugees in Syria to raise awareness of their plight, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie returned to Amman Jordan, where they were spotted at a local ice cream parlor, Licky Licious, with their 15-month old twins, Knox and Vivienne.

A fellow ice-cream goer saw the family, who posed for a photo, then tweeted it. Jolie got mango ice cream, Pitt got pecan and caramel."

I think it's so funny how gigantic 1-year old baby heads are compared to the rest of their bodies. Check out Knox's heeeed!

Read more at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/03/brad-angelina-and-the-twi_n_308624.html

Hey! It's another Separated at Birth!!

 

Okay. Which one is Oscar winner Tilda Swinton and which one is David Bowie?

Wow.

 

Separated at Birth!

 

The Divine Miss M and Secretariat Jessica Parker

I don't know whom I feel sorrier for...Bette or Horsey.

Thanks, Annette! Love it...and YOU! 

Separated at Birth...

Lindsay

Gollum. Bleh.

OhdearLawd. We seem to have an anorexia-theme today. LINDSAY!! Honestly! These pictures are NOT going to help your career. I know for a fact they will help you become the Pro-Ana SpokesSTICK, though.

Nicely done.

Separated at Birth!!

Convicted murderer, Phil Spector
Barry Manilow

OhdearLord.

Separated at Birth, Ya'll!! Adam Lambert and...

American Idol Pageant's, Adam Lambert
Kurt Russell as ELVIS!!

Hilarious and perfect.

Separated at Birth: Baby Edition!

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban's daughter, Sunday Rose
Prince William!

I know this is random...but is it just me? I saw the photo of Sunday Rose and thought, "Prince William"

Whatever. They look alike to me.

Separated at Birth! AND Who's That Bitch?

The best white-trash-playin' actress in Hollywood

THAT queen.

Juliette Lewis and (dry-heave) Bobby Trendy. Whenever I see one, I think it's the other. Is it just me?

Now, I love Juliette. No one (except for maybe Patricia Arquette) plays stupid white trash chicks better. Did you see Kalifornia? From Dusk Til Dawn? Natural Born Killers? Awesome.

Who's that that bitch who looks like her? He/she's just known for being Anna Nicole Smith's "stylist". (Dry-heaving again.) I think he drank a strawberry sequined milkshake, puked it up all over her bed and called it "designer bedding".

That's what we call a "two-fer", ya'll! YAY!

Separated at Birth!!

Janice, from "The Muppet Show"
GAAAAAH!! Donatella Versace!!

Another Separated at Birth! YAY!

Old-timey Kewpie Doll
My Little Lovey, Felix

Thanks, Mima, for this one! Look at those cheeks!!

Katy Perry Ganks Dayna's Look...TOTALLY

Katy Perry
Stunning daughter-in-law, Dayna ("Day-Day")

Oh, HELL no. Katy Perry is COMPLETELY completely copying Dayna. Too bad Dayna can rock it better, ya'll!

Oh, and it sounds like Katy Perry no longer has a boyfriend. Her "Gym Class Hereos" boyfriend, Tavis McCoy took to his lame-ass blog and wrote some lame-ass poem (?) about how he's done with her lame-ass. Ugh. I'm not even posting it here because it's just too 7th grade-embarrassing.

My Favorite "Separated at Birth"...

"I'll just have root beer, thanks Sweetie!"
"and I said, no, no, no..."

Don't make me say it again...I KNOW this is mean. I can't help it. I think it's some kind of sense of humor disorder (SOHD, I just coined that), but the fact that Adam Sandler's daughter Sadie looks so much like Amy Winehouse is freaking' hilarious to me. It's like being in 3rd grade having a case of the naughty giggles. Un. Con. Trollable.

I'm making this a regular item here on Dipped in Cream...get used to it, ya'll.

A TRIPLE Separated at Birth!

That A-Hole Illinois Gov. Blagojevich
That A-Hole Scientologist, Tom Cruise
That awesome actor, Josh Brolin,
as Dan White in Milk

Can you even BELIEVE how arrogant Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich was today during his press conference?? Holy crap. It was all the reporters could do not to laugh right at him as he professed his innocence--even WITH his foul-mouthed audio tapes for all the world to hear. It was like an SNL skit all over again. What a complete and utter a-hole.

Then there was my favorite (read: LEAST favorite) Scientologist this week, who completely ignored his son, Conner's premiere in Will (I'm NOT a Scientologist!) Smith's new film, "Seven Pounds". Stinkfoot's dad was too busy promoting himself to be bothered with one of his OTHER kids. He also had to showboat onstage after Katie's Broadway performance to sing Happy Birthday to her (30!) along with Stinkfoot and the cast from Kate's show. Conner's gonna be really pissed someday, probably sooner than later.

Josh Brolin is having quite the couple of years! Last year, it was No Country for Old Men, this year it's W and Milk--both of which he's getting critical raves and award nominations. If anyone can beat Heath Ledger, it'll be Josh Brolin. You heard it here first? Maybe ninth, I don't know.

Marilyn Manson is Dating Himself!

HORSES, not pigs, in lipstick

"Marilyn Manson keeps close to his new girlfriend, LA model Isani Griffith, at the vernissage of his inaugural U.S. exhibition “Marilyn Manson: Trismegistus” during Art Basel Miami 2008 on Thursday.
“That’s my special lady friend,” Marilyn said of Isani at the event, which included his own watercolor paintings (pictured below) at new French-electro club Louis Bar-Lounge at Gansevoort South in Miami’s Design District.
Marilyn, 39, and Isani, 24, have been dating ever since his split last month with Evan Rachel Wood, 21."

I don't know why I'm posting this "news", other than the fact that they look like identical horses in drag is really funny.

Oh boy. This is good.

Cranky Stinkfoot Suri
Cranky Dayna

This was just too good to pass up. Originally, I was gonna use the photo of Suri next to a darling Shiloh Jolie-Pitt picture, but when I found THIS?? Well. I had to post Suri in black polka dots looking bossy and crabby with Dayna (my daughter-in-law and Felix's mom), in black polka dots looking um, stern. In all fairness, I'm not the first one to compare Dayna to Suri. I'm also not the one who made up the phrase, "cold, ass sweaty stink" with regard to someone's feet...and it wasn't Suri's. Let's just leave it at that.

And no. I'm not afraid of "ramifications". They don't read "Mama's stupid blog".

Depending on your frame of reference...

>a

Drew Carey

Charles Nelson Reilly
> Larry "Bud" Melman from the old

Late Night With David Letterman in the 80's

Poor tortured Felix.

it's up to you which "Separated at Birth" you choose to accompany Felix!

This poor child doesn't stand a chance at a normal life.

Be still my bloody heart...

At least one of these ghouls is married to Tim Burton.

Tim Burton certainly has a "type" that he attracted to, doesn't he? Feast your eyes on the new icon of a character played by Johnny brought to you by Tim Burton: The Mad Hatter from Tim's version of Alice in Wonderland. He looks awesome, of course, but wow. Johnny and Helena Bonham Carter, top photo, (who's actually married to Tim) are slowly morphing into one person.

I'll be in line to see this film just like all the Hot Topic dorks. How 'bout you?

Don't be mad...I'm just SAYIN'!

Sadie and her dad, Adam Sandler
Amy with her new curly hairdo

Really. I'm not tryna be mean. I just see an uncanny resemblance between Adam Sandler's daughter, Sadie and Amy Winehouse. That's ALL I'm sayin'.