Oh Britney. As if I don't feel sick enough...

Brit-Brit's not so fresh.

Ugh. I seriously didn't think I could feel worse today, then I was hit in the face with this story. For the love of Cheetos, Britney!

"Things reportedly didn’t go entirely to plan when the singer posed for the glamorous photoshoot for Elle during a break from her current Circus tour. ”They dressed her in all these beautiful couture clothes - and, well, let’s just say she forgot what time of the month it was,” a source tells Page Six. ”It wasn’t pretty.” (via Entertainment Wise)

So yeah. This is worse than the time she ruined a $6700 Zac Posen dress during her infamous OK! magazine shoot in 2007, she allegedly wiped her fried chicken-stained fingers on one dress, while her dog pooped on another gown. How does one "forget" or not even realize what time of the month it is?? Ummm...someone, I don't care who, give Britney Jean Spears a hysterectomy, STAT. It will solve so many future problems, and perhaps save some future lives, know'msayin'?

Nast.