Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Today's Blind Item - STD Edition!
"Which half-jock couple isn't telling the truth about their breakup? Both parties are sticking to the same story: it was mutual and they still really, really care about each other, but their careers forced them to spend too much time apart. LOL. Not even close. The truth is that he was a dog. Not the cute, cuddly type you carry around for a photo op. No, he was the two-timing, non-condom-wearing kind of sinner. She wound up with an STD that he picked up from one of his pickups. No, it's not Paris Hilton." [BlindGossip]
First of all...PANTS ON FIRE. Literally, it looks like.
Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush just broke up, giving "conflicting schedules" as the reason for the break-up.
Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson broke up little while ago, but it seemed as though Tony was the one doing the breaking up. The clue, "...the truth is that he was a dog. Not the cute, cuddly type you carry around for a photo op", kind of sounds like this couple, in that Jess always carried that "titty dog" around.
I'm still going with the Tush and the Bush. Ewww...now that moniker for Kim and Reggie sounds totally nast.