Kelly Ripa Freaks Me Right Out

"What? What's wrong??"

Is it just me? No, seriously. Is it? Okay, then. Tell me what YOU are looking at on Riipa's sinewy body. I'm grossed out.

I love Kelly Ripa...really, I do. I just never...ever want to see this much of her body again.

I want to hear Regis ask Pipa what the hell is growing out of her stomach. They are filming Regis and Kelly in Miami this week.

Nast.