Pornstar Mary Carey Mocks Dreamboat Dr. Drew - NAST

Silver fox, Dr. Drew
Pornstar, Mary Carey.
I still say she and Miley Cyrus share a head.

I suppose this was bound to happen, but it's still NAST. Ya'll know how much I love me some Dr. Drew (from Celebrity Rehab and Sober House, both on VH1 and Loveline). I wouldn't have a clue as to who this pornstar even is, had I not watched these shows. All I know is that she's biting the hand that reached out to help her...and that hand belongs to my Dreamboat Dr. Drew.

TMZ is reporting:

The porno is aptly titled "Celebrity Pornhab with Dr. Screw," and in our behind-the-scenes footage, you'll see there's not much difference between the satirical XXX flick and the actual TV show -- except for the gratuitous sex, of course.By the way, this is Carey's comeback to adult films. Dr. Drew frequently urged her to retire from skin flicks as part of her rehab. Guess she's skipping that step.

UPDATE: The real Dr. Drew just twittered about "Pornhab," saying, "For those of you wondering about my feelings about Mary Ellen Cook's [Mary Carey's] choice to mock : Res ipsa loquitur. Makes me very sad."

What a nasty ho.