Deep breath...and SQUEEEEEEAL!!! We are on the countdown to October 23rd for the new season of "Celebrity Rehab" on VH1. Here's how I watched it last season: All in one marathon day of cringeworthy rapture. I didn't even get dressed, let alone get out of bed. I all but wore a Depends undergarment, I was so completely riveted. I ate breakfast, lunch and a sensible dinner in bed--even chocolate!
This season is chock-full of D-for-Drunk-or-Dopey-List party-goers. Plus, we get crazy-ass Jennifer Garner groper Gary Busey as a counselor. Come again?? Yep, and Tawny Kitaen (ex-wife to the Whitesnake dude and former girlfriend of O.J. Simpson), Rodney King from L.A. Riots fame, three other bottom-of-the-barrel celebs, and of course, regular, Jeff Conaway. He was holding out for more money, I think, but finally went back to work on his addictions out of concern for the show.
Who's with me?