Monday, October 27, 2008

Dear God. Help Us All.

Professor Paris

Oh dear Lord. Sir Richard Branson is taking reservations for his first trip to SPACE via his fancy Virgin rocketship. Looky who signed up! I am positive Paris Hilton means every word of this, as reported to Starpulse:

Paris is reportedly a little apprehensive about the trip.


“I’m very scared to do it,” she says. “What if I don’t come back? With the whole light-years thing, what if I come back 10,000 years later, and everyone I know is dead? I’ll be like, ‘Great. Now I have to start all over.’”

Sigh.


1 comment:

Mel&Zulu said...

LMAO. .maybe Paris can go populate another universe, and there she will be Queen Paris hhahahhaha who needs a few old hotels when you can have your own planet!