Sunday, October 19, 2008


Ick. Ick. ick. I hate EvilTomCruse. There are so many things that irritate me about this picture I don't know where to begin, Oh wait. I'll start with his effing shoes. This could go under the category of "What the Goddamn Hell is He Wearing?" but this needs its own spot in the archives. And SURI! Jesus--does she EVER wear socks?? I don't wanna be around when she airs out the cold-ass sweaty stink of her clammy little feet, do you? I can smell the vinegar and corn chips from here.
Then there's the ever-present Little Giraffe's blanky. We KNOW you buy them by the gross, dude, but seriously? She's in the GD 7th grade now! Leave it back at the spaceship!
And why is he just parading her around? One day...and sooner than we might think, she's gonna kill him in his sleep.


Jilly said...

Oh GAWD!! That just annoys me on so many levels...I can't stand Mr. "I am the only one worthy of higher enlightenment" Cult!!
Poor little girl will never have a chance with that as a dad.
Run, Katie, run!!

Michelle said...

I'm glad I'm not the only one who can't stand that slimy SOB!

Mel&Zulu said...

Tom Cruise used to be ok. . .then he just became a pleb!

hope he gets back on his spaceship and goes and freaks out another universe