Sunday, October 19, 2008
Ick. Ick. ick. I hate EvilTomCruse. There are so many things that irritate me about this picture I don't know where to begin, Oh wait. I'll start with his effing shoes. This could go under the category of "What the Goddamn Hell is He Wearing?" but this needs its own spot in the archives. And SURI! Jesus--does she EVER wear socks?? I don't wanna be around when she airs out the cold-ass sweaty stink of her clammy little feet, do you? I can smell the vinegar and corn chips from here.
Then there's the ever-present Little Giraffe's blanky. We KNOW you buy them by the gross, dude, but seriously? She's in the GD 7th grade now! Leave it back at the spaceship!
And why is he just parading her around? One day...and sooner than we might think, she's gonna kill him in his sleep.