Friday, November 21, 2008

Another baby that ends in "X" - Bronx Mowgli?

Pete Wentz and wife Ashlee Simpson are goons.
According to the latest reports, the musical couple are now proud parents of Bronx Mowgli Wentz, born on November 20th with a weight of 7 lbs., 11 oz., and 20 1/2 inches long.

Honestly. Bronx Mowgli? You know Fall Out Boy, Pete Wentz and his wife, um, "singer". Ashlee (sister of Jessica) Simpson spent months trying to think of a name for that child so their names would be in the press for a couple days longer than if they named him Joseph (after her dad) Peter. And it's working, people. I wonder if The Bronx was born wearing Prada sunglasses and a vintage scarf? Bleh. He'll have stupid BMW monograms coming out his nose--I mean, ears.


2 comments:

Annette said...

"Mowgli" ??? and why noy Balou whilst they're at it!

Mel&Zulu said...

Yeah id rather Balou too, Mowgli was as scarey as stink foot. . .eickkkkkkkkk