I know I said I was gonna leave her alone, but "she's smilin' at me mean"*!! How am I supposed to resist such blatant stinkfoot behavior, I ask ya?
I'll have the corn chips and a glass of vinegar, please.
*Alex used to torture Hunter by "smilin' at him mean" when Hunter was reprimanded as a small child. (They are 24 and 19 respectively. Nothing has changed.)