Tuesday, November 4, 2008

He simply can't be bothered...

The Non-Voting Homosexual

It's come to my attention that a certain homosexual in Palm Springs, California, who shall remain nameless, IS NOT VOTING. Apparently he has many "valid reasons" for staying silent in this historic election. He provided a list to Dipped in Cream for his non-participation in the voting process and they are as follows:

1.) I don't have a stamp.

2.) I'd have to get out of bed, maybe take a shower, deal with the dog, look for my stupid car keys...

3.) I'm still going to be gay, no matter who wins or what initiative is passed.

4.) I would have to talk to someone I don't want to have a conversation with.

5.) Oh yeah, I'm not registered to vote because I don't want to be called to JURY DUTY.

God bless America,land of the free and home of the brave.

And also the home of one lazy homosexual in Palm Springs.


Annette said...

What does the label mean? Is it Patrick's nickname? Go and vote Mr Patrick Faggy McEyebrowson - your country needs you!!!

DivaJulia said...

Annette...that's just one of many nicknames for Patrick. You should hear what he calls ME.