NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 25: Actress Sarah Jessica Parker and fashion designer Valentino attend the opening night celebration of the New york City Ballet at David H. Koch Theater, Lincoln Center on November 25, 2008 in New york city.
Jesus WEPT. I love how we are all supposed to feel so inferior to these nutty designers when they walk around looking like THIS. My beloved Valentino looks as though he's being basted with delicious meat drippings every two hours.
One good thing about this picture: It looks as though we can drag out the black tummy control pantyhose again. Whew. I'm sick of doing the Suri Cruise bare-legged look in the dead of winter in the Northwest. Bleh.