Tuesday, November 4, 2008

He simply can't be bothered...

The Non-Voting Homosexual


It's come to my attention that a certain homosexual in Palm Springs, California, who shall remain nameless, IS NOT VOTING. Apparently he has many "valid reasons" for staying silent in this historic election. He provided a list to Dipped in Cream for his non-participation in the voting process and they are as follows:



1.) I don't have a stamp.

2.) I'd have to get out of bed, maybe take a shower, deal with the dog, look for my stupid car keys...

3.) I'm still going to be gay, no matter who wins or what initiative is passed.

4.) I would have to talk to someone I don't want to have a conversation with.

5.) Oh yeah, I'm not registered to vote because I don't want to be called to JURY DUTY.

God bless America,land of the free and home of the brave.

And also the home of one lazy homosexual in Palm Springs.

2 comments:

Annette said...

What does the label mean? Is it Patrick's nickname? Go and vote Mr Patrick Faggy McEyebrowson - your country needs you!!!

Poor Kate said...

Annette...that's just one of many nicknames for Patrick. You should hear what he calls ME.