Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Lindsay's sister, Ali Lohan turns 16 today?

 "Doctor? Please make me look like a MILF!"

Nice. A boob job in Ali's early teens.

Ali Lohan, Lindsay's younger sister, turns 16 today. I know, right? I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Ali looks like a 45 year old divorcee` who flirts with the junior high neighbor boys and works as a cocktail waitress at night (Tiger Woods, y'all) while her kids are "asleep". 

I'm still waiting for the porn version of Sister Act. What would VIVID call it, though? Little Sister ActMommy Pushed Two Sisters to "Act"Sisters Acting like Pornstars?

Michael and Dina Lohan? You two are going to hell in a handbasket for not being decent parents.  Ya hear me talkin' to ya?


1 comment:

Stuart said...

It's like another star who got a boob job at 16 because she was the family's paycheck *cough*Britney*cough*.