Friday, December 4, 2009

What the goddamnHELL is Ambien Sex, Tiger??


What?

Everyone's talkin' about Tiger Woods loving him some Ambien sex. Have y'all heard about this? Am I the only one out here who has never HEARD that taking Ambien can result in some kind of euphoric and uninhibited fornicating? (I love using that word..it sounds so snippy and prudish.)

Apparently the one thing Rachel Uchitel did talk about (before she was ALLEGEDLY paid off by Cheetah Tiger Woods) is that they had "crazy, hazey Ambien sex". 

Who else is calling the E-Trade baby right now to buy some Ambien stock?



Shankapotomus.

4 comments:

jeanbean said...

I love that commercial. I guess everyone will be blaming affairs on the Ambien. He should just go back to shutting his mouth. It's better to keep your mouth shut and have every think your a fool then open it and remove all doubt. Liar Liar pants on fire!

Annette said...

Me & Jerry were Youtubing ambien yesterday. Didn't see ANYTHING mildly erotic. Disappointed.

Mel and Zulu said...

LOL Julia "cheatah Woods". I swear you should be in advertising girlfriend hahhahaha

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