Oh, I know it's Christmas, y'all, but obviously the a-hole named Charlie Sheen doesn't know, so Imma cuss in this post, mmkay?
What a dumbfuck. What a lovely Christmas in Aspen. A dream holiday, if you will. A lovely dream made in hell. Guess which bitch is in jail again. y'all.
"Charlie Sheen was arrested today in Aspen, Colorado and is being held in jail without bond.
Police responded after a 911 call was made at 8:34 AM. When cops arrived, they arrested Sheen for felony second degree assault, felony manacing and criminal mischief, a misdemeanor.
The name of the victim was not disclosed."
An ambulance arrived on scene, but the alleged victim was not transported.
Sheen will stay in jail until he appears before a judge.
UPDATE: Sources tell TMZ the alleged victim is Sheen's wife, Brooke Mueller. Sheen's publicist, Stan Rosenfield, "Do not be mislead by appearance. Appearance and reality can be as different as night and day. It would benefit everyone not to jump to any conclusion."
Asshole. Ummm...the appearance of Charlie's MUGSHOT is misleading? Oh. Okaaay.