Thursday, December 10, 2009

Lindsay Lohan's MUSE Magazine video - Porn audition or ciggie ad? (Oh, NSFW)


Oh, Lindsay.

Wow. Here's the thing. I don't think real porn stars are hot. They are all so fake, hard boobs, and just so...artificial. Jenna Jameson? No, thank you. So I believe Lindsay should just give in to doing the porn now  and make some of us happy. (Don't act like you wouldn't love to see it, too.)

Here we have a video now, of Lindsay's photoshoot from her MUSE Magazine piece. Ummm. I know it's a little (?) trashy and there are waaay too many ciggies being smoked, but I'm not going to say that she doesn't look a little sexy, because I think she does. (I am concerned about the possibility of a mattress fire, though.) All the other celebrity bloggers are saying Linds looks gross. I'm not gonna jump on that train. No, sir.





Sometimes I'm really amazed at things I reveal to you guys. (Cringing a little.)

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes, she looks great (at least compared to her normal tired look) but this video is screaming for a parody...

Annette said...

Am i the only person who imagines Lindsay probably doesn't smell very....clean & fresh? Ever.

GoalieGirl said...

hmmmm.... I don't know. She looks to me like she could really use a good scrub in the tub/shower. She looks dirty.

DivaJulia said...

Annette and GG: That reminds me of a quote from Fight Club, Tyler Durden re: Marla:

"She needs a WASH."

Heh.

xoxo j