So. How long before Mel asks (read: pays off) the Catholic Church for an annulment from his wife of a thousand years, Robyn? (Listen, I was raised and tortured by the Catholic Church. I'm allowed to say this stuff.)
Mel's babymama better understand that he's going to lose half of his shit in this divorce. Homes, money...everything. I bet she's praying for twins, at the very least.