Jaime Pressly's Squat of Shame at The Abbey in WeHo

Gays and their hags watch in disbelief!

Ugh. I hate having to use that
bitch, Perez's photo--sorry!

I've stared at this picture for waaaay too long, trying to figure out exactly what is going on here. Notice the droplets? Then the puddle and stream? Did she walk there, peeing as she walked and decided just to sit on the sidewalk (aka The Drunky Potty)? Or is this all just a big misunderstanding?

Jaime!! That's a fairly Joy-ish white-trash move--haven't you heard? "Earl" was canceled.

I've been to The Abbey in West Hollywood with Patrick. Those bitches are ruthless and this will be fodder for daaaays, ya'll. (And the Chicken Caesar Salad wasn't good.)