Brit and Kevin Return to the Trailer Park, Ya'll!!

I expect the crew from Cops to arrive at any minute to the "Circus Tour", although I'd love the gang from Reno 911 to bust in on Britney and Kevin's sexy-times. Just like Bobby and Whitney, "they fight hard and they love hard". Ewww. It'll be any second before someone, I don't know who, calls the cops. Daddy Jamie, maybe?

The Star is reporting:

One source said , "It's like they're newlyweds all over again. Brit and Kevin can't keep their hands off each other! The flings have made them both a lot happier."

I feel a puke coming on...

And, WHO walks around barefoot with a bag o' Cheetos in public these days?? Oh yeah. Britney Spears.

Trainwreck ahead, ya'll.