Friday, March 20, 2009

Cheaty McCheaterson LeAnn Rimes's Husband is G.A.Y.

Mr. and Mrs. Gayface

How shall I say tihis? Ummmm. DURRRR??? I have such sensitive gay-dar that I was thrown to the floor by the sparkly-ness the first time I saw LeAnn's husband, Dean. I think it was a few years ago on Cribs on MTV. He was swishing around their Nashville home in a tutu and a cowboy hat, I believe. I want the whole back-story on this one.

So, OF COURSE LeAnn cheated with her married with children Lifetime Movie co-star Eddie Cibiran.

E! News is reporting this juiciness:

"Dean's friends and family called into Michigan's Mojo in the Morning show to confirm that the former backup dancer is gay!!!!

Cousin Pebbles called into the morning talk show and matter-of-factly stated, "I mean, there were so many situations that happened when we were teenagers… He's gay. He's been gay since he was probably five."

Adds the babbling cousin, "The family literally used to take bets on what age he would come out, and then all of the sudden he got married!"
After Pebbles outed her cousin, the calls came pouring in!

The word from a student of the former dance teacher turned backup dancer? "He's definitely gay."

And from a woman who used to work at a restaurant with Dean's high school friends? "They called him "Dancer Dean"… [His friends] were surprised that he got married because they knew he was gay in high school the whole time."

The ratings for the Lifetime Movie. "Northen Lights" will be through the freaking ROOF...and I hope LeAnn has a pre-nup. Although, maybe they like this "arrangement". Patrick and I used to say we'd get married later in life (before I met Stephen) for insurance reasons and companionship. So there.

US Weekly has all of a sudden turned mean...usually they are super-suck-uppy so they can continue to get boring celebrity "exclusives". I guess they don't care enough about these two in the future. Check this shit out:

So, um, clearly this is a relationship underway. I mean, who sucks on a guy's fingers on a first date, right?
Unless it's after a few shots. In college.
Check out the video here and decide for yourself.
Twenty-two seconds into it, US Weekly describes Cibrian arriving at the restaurant. He allegedly takes Rimes' hand and they walk in the restaurant together. They sit -- center left of the frame -- and hold hands (36 seconds) and kiss (1:47). At the 2:10 mark, Rimes suggestively sucks on Cibrian's finger.

Hmm. i can see some kissing going on but the video is way to grainy and small to see if that's a finger sucking moment. Could be. What do you think?
Us Weekly reports that they have seen the $95 receipt for the dinner, paid for by Cibrian on his credit card and signed by him."
Ya'll are so nasty.

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