Salma Hayek Gets a REAL Wedding

Salma and that rich French dude

LOS ANGELES (AP) — "Salma Hayek and her husband have tied the knot — again.

Hayek spokeswoman Jillian Fowkes said Sunday in Los Angeles that the Mexican-born actress and French magnate Francois-Henri Pinault renewed their wedding vows Saturday in a ceremony at Venice's La Fenice opera house.

Hayek and Pinault originally were married in a small civil ceremony in Paris last Valentine's Day.

This time, the couple made it a weekend-long celebration, starting with a cocktail party at Punta della Dogana, an art museum owned by the groom's father, Francois Pinault.

Among those attending were actresses Charlize Theron, Penelope Cruz and Ashley Judd, plus U2 frontman Bono and Vogue editor Anna Wintour, as well as former French President Jacques Chirac."

Yaaaawn. What I really want are the details. I want to know why Salma left Rich French Dude about a year ago. What was that all about? What brought them back together? What's their pre-nup like?

Odd, yet nice (?) that Salma's ex-boyfriend,

Ed Norton was invited.

"Penna Lope" Cruz
Is that really Ashley Judd??

Paul Hewson, aka Bono

Oh, and BONO? You better be thinking good and hard about Mel Gibson's eff-ups right about now, or else you, too, will lose one-half of your fortune to your lovely wife. I have a feeling YOU are up to the no good, just like Mel.

You've been warned.