Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Tom Cruise Says: "Oh, By Golly, Have a Holly, Nazi Christmas...This Year!"


They're kidding, right? A Nazi movie that isn't Schindler's List by a long stretch--opening Christmas Day?? Yeah, you know, come to think of it, we are all sitting around ordering pizza or Chinese food that day and are pretty bored. "Hey! I feel like seeing a movie about HITLER, how 'bout you?" God forgive me for saying that.

I realize we are at the height of "Oscar Season", but, WOW. Tom? Not in a million years will you be nominated for this movie wherein you were too lazy to adopt a German accent.

He's hitting Suri's Scientology barley juice again.

Oh, and if I DO decide to see a movie Christmas Day, it will be ...Benjamin Button and Brad Pitt probably will be nominated. So there.

1 comment:

Jilly said...

Oh YUCK!! I saw the commercial for that movie, and thought: Not in a million years. I don't care if it's the last movie ever made. Oh Tom: You are so done! There, I said it.