Imagine StupidPaltrow in this situation. Of course, you'll have to pretend she has a crowd of people actually excited to see her! HAHAHA! Bitchface would have had a complete hissy fit and run away on her Huffy bike. Then she would've given an oh-so-serious statement: "Don't you remember what happened to Princess Diana?? That could've been ME! Waaahwaaah!" Angelina and Brad? THEY know it's not the end of the world. So Angie gets pushed a little...so what? "Jesus, Brad! Did you see that? I nearly got my teeth knocked out! HAHAHAAA!"
Seriously though? It's refreshing to see these two laughing and seemingly realizing how absolutely ridiculous this part of their lives can be. They seem genuinely happy.
That ends our daily worship hour of Saints Angelina and Bradley. Amen.