Cue the music, Samantha, I'd like to be serenaded with Prodigy's "Smack My Bitch Up"...and gimme those 808s.
Eff. Look at that a-hole. Flexing his thuggy muscles on a jetski. Oh Chris Brown. You're such a badass, aren't you? Beatin' up girls and gettin' away with it--AND getting her back in your bed. Awesome.