Tuesday, January 13, 2009
If MEGAN FOX Feels Insecure, We're ALL Screwed.
Oh dear Lord. The stunning Megan Fox was quoted at Sunday night's Golden Globes with this awesome bit of self-flaggelation:
She said: “I am pretty sure I am a doppelgänger for Alan Alda. I’m a tranny. I’m a man. I’m so painfully insecure. I’m on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed.”Megan added: “I love Salma Hayek’s look. She looks beautiful and I really want her boobs. I really, really do.”
It's my understanding that just about every human being on earth lusts after this chick. She's always on some men's magazine cover or another with a cherry between her lips. (The next time I photograph anyone, be they a 64 year old banker or a soft, cuddly puppy, I'm gonna use the "cherry between the lips shot" for them. It's a winner every time.)
Oh, and Megan? Shut the eff up.