Friday, January 23, 2009

Tom Cruise to Stop "Being Tom Cruise"...

"Call the poliiiiiiiiice!", whispers Katie Holmes

in order to re-capture female fanbase.

according to Star:
- No talking about Scientology.
- No wearing sunglasses on the red carpet.
- No showing up to premieres in fancy cars.- Appear on women-friendly shows like The View. "It's all very calculated."
- No man-handling the Katie. At least in public. "Tom needs to quit grabbing her arm and pulling her around. The idea is to make him the kinder, gentler Tom, not a controlling husband with a Stepford wife."
Yeah, because we're all idiots and will fall for this crap.
I just cannot get over how blissful and luminous "Kate" looks these days, how 'bout you?

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