Thursday, January 15, 2009

I Loathe Will Smith's Kid, Jaden. **WARNING** Kid Bashing Ahead.

Will Smith and his Brat, Jaden
Smugness personified...and sister, Willow

I dub thee, "The Fresh Prick". Oh yeah, right off the git I'm going for blood. Jaden Smith looks like a complete a-hole in Every. Single. Photo. I swear, his down-low Scientologist parents, Will Smith (FKA The Fresh Prince) and possible lesbian wife, Jada Pinkett-Smith must constantly tell that kid he's so very much better than everyone else, because that's what he projects.

Apparently, the highly self-satisfied and annoying Celeb-Tologist spawn is going to star in the remake of The Karate Kid and will co-star with Jackie Chan, who will play the beloved role of "Mr. Miyagi". I know there are a lot of die-hard fans of this movie who do NOT want it effed with at all. I don't care one way or another about a remake--I just don't want to see or hear about this kid ever again. He really pisses me off. There. I said it, and I MEAN it.
I expect a really douchey cd release from him within 18 months, don't you? Ack!


Jilly said...

I did not know the Smith family are Scientologists. Ack is right.
Will baby; you just went down several points in my esteem.

christine said...

Okay, you made me do it. You made me search the Internet for more pics of the “Little Prince of Belair”. Eeek…you’re right!