SAG Awards...Who Even Cares?

Meryl Streep and her black pants

Anne Hathaway with her teeth!

Old biddy dress and hair...and tattoos?


"Kate" Holmes took the SAG Award literally,
while handing StupidSeanPenn the award for Best Actor.

No, I'm not gonna be all "rah-rah" about last night's Screen Actors Guild awards telecast. Mickey Rourke didn't win Best Actor--Sean Penn, whom I loathe did (I'm creating quite a list of loathesome individuals, aren't I?). Meryl Streep didn't bother to dress up for the event, because she didn't expect to win...so of course she did win. Sorta funny. Other than that, I'm sick of looking at Anne Hathaway's giant teeth. (I thought she was going to burst into tears while watching her own "moving" performance clip. Bleh.)

Do you guys really want another list of award winners? I didn't think so. But here you go anyway. Honk shooooo.

2009 Screen Actors Guild Award Nominees
FILM
Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture
* Slumdog Millionaire
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Doubt
Frost/Nixon
Milk

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Leading Role
* Sean Penn, Milk (Ugh. StupidSeanPenn.)
Richard Jenkins, The Visitor
Frank Langella, Frost/Nixon
Brad Pitt, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Mickey Rourke, The Wrestler (He was robbed!!)

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role
* Meryl Streep, Doubt
Anne Hathaway, Rachel Getting Married
Angelina Jolie, Changeling
Melissa Leo, Frozen River
Kate Winslet, Revolutionary Road

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Supporting Role
* Heath Ledger, Dark Knight
Josh Brolin, Milk
Robert Downey, Jr., Tropic Thunder
Philip Seymour Hoffman, Doubt
Dev Patel, Slumdog Millionaire

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Supporting Role
* Kate Winslet, The Reader
Amy Adams, Doubt
Penelope Cruz, Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Viola Davis, Doubt
Taraji P. Hensen, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

TELEVISION

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Drama Series
* Hugh Laurie, House
Michael C. Hall, Dexter
Jon Hamm, Mad Men
William Shatner, Boston Legal
James Spader, Boston Legal

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Drama Series
* Sally Field, Brothers & Sisters
Mariska Hargitay, Law & Order Special Victims Unit
Holly Hunter, Saving Grace
Elizabeth Moss, Mad Men
Kyra Sedgwick, The Closer

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series
* Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
Steve Carell, The Office
David Duchovny, Californication
Jeremy Piven, Entourage
Tony Shaloub, Monk

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Comedy Series
* Tina Fey, 30 Rock
Christina Applegate, Samantha Who?
America Ferrera, Ugly Betty
Mary-Louise Parker, Weeds
Tracy Ullman, Tracey Ullman's State of the Union

Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Drama Series
* Mad Men
Boston Legal
Dexter House
The Closer

Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series
* 30 Rock
Desperate Housewives
Entourage
The Office (Shoulda won!)
Weeds

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Television Movie or Miniseries
* Paul Giamatti, John Adams (Borrrrring....)
Ralph Fiennes, Bernard and Doris
Kevin Spacey, Recount
Kiefer Sutherland, 24:Redemption
Tom Wilkinson, John Adams

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Television Movie or Miniseries
* Laura Linney, John Adams
Laura Dern, Recount
Shirley MacLaine, Coco Chanel (How on EARTH do you play Coco Chanel WITHOUT a French accent?? God, you people are lazy.)
Phylicia Rashad, A Raisin in the Sun
Susan Sarandon, Bernard and Doris

The Huffington Post reports:

After snubbing E!'s Ryan Seacrest on the Golden Globes' red carpet (scroll down to watch), Brad Pit an Angelina separately stopped to talk to the network's Giuliana Rancic, who attempted deep questions while stationed at the "Glam Cam."
Asked about having Pitt as her date for award shows, Jolie said, "We've been doing it together for four years - it's aways nice. I don't think I'd want to be doing it alone. It's nice to be doing it with your best friend ... and have a laugh in the middle of the show."
But Jolie wouldn't answer a question about how Pitt has changed her. "It seems like a really odd moment for all of that. I'm sorry." What an IDIOTIC thing to ask Angie! Good for her for verbally slapping that stupid E! chick.
Pitt later said of Jolie's beauty, "No, it never gets old - I am here to testify." (Because I'm SURE that Angelina's beauty is the only thing that keeps Brad with her...STUPID E! CHICK again!)

I just heard that Mickey Rourke has been cleared for take-off on his "crash and burn" that I predicted months ago...Mickey is actually going to wrestle some WWE dude. Oh god. Here we go.

Only 26 days til the Oscars....