Oh, Tom. Do you really expect us to believe that as a child you used to daydream of "killing Hitler"? It's as if you want credit for his death simply by saying you wish you could have killed him. Huh?
You just want us to forget about how in reality as a child you ,G.I. Joe and Ken had "innocent" sleep-overs while you referred to Barbie as "Barb", made her cut her hair off and get super-skinny and...oh. Wait.