Monday, January 19, 2009

Paris Hilton is a Complete Idiot at Sundance.

Kitty mittens? REALLY, Paris??

Oh yes. On the eve of our nation's historic inauguration of Barack Obama, I've decided to talk about Paris Hilton trotting around Park City, Utah, during the Sundance Film Festival (just to get the freebies and a photo op, because other than that, she has NO REASON TO BE THERE). Jesus H. Clearly she doesn't understand that the entire country thinks she's a great big dork. Paris? You're pushing 30--it's time to stop shopping at the Hello Kitty store and dress like a grown-up.

God, she's stupid.

Here's an exerpt from an interview with the Idiot about her "Dream BFF":

When asked, ‘”Who’s your dream best friend?”, she replied, “I love Angelina Jolie! She’s strong but gorgeous and uses her fame for good to make a big difference in the world. That’s a great quality. I’d have a lot in common with her!” I pity the interviewer who has the gall to mention this to Angelina. She will KILL YOU with her icy gaze. You've been warned.

Other snippets include:

Are you looking forward to filming in London?I love everything about London. It’s my favorite city. I want to move there when I have a family. I love the people, the accents, the food, the shopping.

Er, sorry. The food?Yeah! I love fish and chips. And mash. But not beer. I’ve never even had a sip of beer.

What’s the last thing you bought on your Visa card?The other week I bought a Barbie-pink Bentley with Swarovski crystals. It’s really cute.

Sigh.

4 comments:

Ky ~ Surfa Chic,Army Wife and Mom said...

can we say loooooooooooooooserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr lord i cant stand her trampy ass

Jilly said...

Oh. Dear. God. I'll repeat what I said about Miley...what the hell has that skank done to warrant such attention? Somebody needs to give her some fashion advice as well. Angelina? Ha! Like that would ever happen. Ms. Jolie has Standards!!

Annette said...

Can she possibly be that stupid or is it all an act? When she stops being cute what's going to be left?

DivaJulia said...

Annette: She is most certainly acting, don't you think?

Nah. Me either.