This HEADACHE. Does Anyone Know How to Use a Chainsaw for Decapitation?

Don't look at me. I'm HIDEOUS.

These effing headaches are getting me down, man. (Even when I feel like crap, I like doing the hippie talk.) They aren't the kind I used to get. These headaches are a dull throb that move around my head and back of my upper neck. I've about HAD it. Wait. I'm there. I've had it.

So far, no one has helped a sister out with suggestions. Thanks for that, ya'll. Sheesh.