"Now that it's all over, and for the record.... I couldn't be happier about the way AI ended this year. I only turn the show on once a season, and only to see what the set looks like each year. This year, I happened to turn it during the minute that Adam Lambert was singing "Ring of Fire" and, at that moment, thought my ears would bleed. Contrived, awful, and slightly frightening! I wasn't really a fan and found myself surprised whenever folks told me that they liked him.
Granted, I never saw another performance [BULLSHIT--he was totally eyelash-glued to his TV and we know it!] (and many folks who I trust said that he was great) but I can't imagine I would have enjoyed it. Just not my cup of tea at all." Oh, gurrlll....mee-oww!
I'm LOVING this. I'm sure Adam is saying, "Girl? Gayken WHO?? Oh, that asshole chick Kathy Griffin makes fun of?" Yes, Sugar. That chick--and she deserves EVERYTHING Kathy dishes out.
I'm obviously still squealing over this funny shit. This made my day.