Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Today's Blind Item. SHOCKING.


CDaN is reporting:


Part I.


"This B list television actress on a very hit network drama is in Cannes. Hey, at least I narrowed it down for you. I mean how many could there be? Well, it seems our actress got VERY lucky. How lucky? Well our actress was apparently spotted receiving a large quantity of white powder from a male acquaintance. The person who spotted this reported it to the police, who decided to raid our actresses' hotel room. All this for coke? Anyway, after a 30 minute search with a drug sniffing dog, nothing was found. Yeah, well they should have come the night before. Unfortunately our actress is like a Hoover vacuum cleaner and had finished what she had been provided. When she finally gets busted her world is going to come crashing down."


Part II.


"I hope you read the post from yesterday because today involves the very same actress. Our actress is involved with a much older man who likes to have a variety from which to choose each night. At the present time he has two women he pays for and our actress. The two women are both considerably older than our actress and are much more experienced. One of the two women who is bought enjoys pain but our actress does not get involved in anything but watching it be administered. In addition to taking care of her benefactor, our actress is also expected to spend some, umm alone time with the other bought woman. It is amazing what a drug habit will do to once very strong morals. I smell rehab very, very soon."


Oh. You. Guys. These two Blind Items are THE SAME CHICK. For photos, please visit http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/35347456.html#cutid1


Yikes. She's not even 21 years old. She likes her dudes OLD, and her girls, umm...paid for.
Wow. "Save the cheerleader", anyone?
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6 comments:

Annette said...

Hayden Panettiere? Am i right? Am i right? Am i right?

DivaJulia said...

YES!!

Annette said...

Dirty little strumpet troll!

Sven-golly said...

Annette...you get to go to the front of the line....good on ya'!!!

Annette said...

Thankyou most kindly!

Cindylover1969 said...

The sad thing is if these stories are true (let's face it, we all thought River Phoenix was clean until...you know), she'd probably get less flack for them in some quarters than for, say, getting a tattoo misspelled.