Cokehead Barbie with melted boobies!By Mattel!
You know what? I don't feel good. I've had this goddamned flu/cold/or whateverthehell I have for almost three weeks. My throat is bright red and my left ear feels like hot needles are stabbing the eardrum. So the LAST thing(s) I wanna see before I shut down this burning laptop for the evening are Tori Spelling's deformed, lopsided, hard and cracked up silicone boobs. Look what it did to her kid! He passed the eff OUT.
Honestly, Tori. Your mom won't talk to you because she doesn't recognize your ass. Not even when you're sitting across the table from her at The Ivy...she has NO. IDEA.
Put down the chopped straw that you hide in your purse, and EAT. Then go get those tits FIXED. Jesus H.
Honestly, Tori. Your mom won't talk to you because she doesn't recognize your ass. Not even when you're sitting across the table from her at The Ivy...she has NO. IDEA.
Put down the chopped straw that you hide in your purse, and EAT. Then go get those tits FIXED. Jesus H.
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Oh Dear hahahaha! - thanks for my first big laugh of the day!
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