Lindsay Lohan Got a Job AND Burglarized! What luck!

This is what 22 looks like.

Oh Lindsay. You finally got a jobby-job (other than the kind we are always hearing about...I hope that you didn't use those skills to get this part). But then someone breaks into your house, the cops call it a pigstye, but that the Hamburglar (Cokeburglar?) didn't make the mess because the bumbling thief couldn't get the door open. I have a feeling being called a poor housekeeper upset you more than being called Coke-Head Barbie, unemployed and Stalker of Sam.

People Magazine reported:

"While the driver stayed inside, the passenger suspect stepped out of the vehicle, walked through a gate and entered the backyard of the residence," say police, who are seeking the public's help in identifying the suspects."Investigators believed that the suspect tried to gain entry by using an unknown type tool to pry open a back window and door. After the unsuccessful attempt, the suspects drove off."

So about Lindsay's job:

E! News reports:
Lindsay Lohan is going back to The Other Side, starring in an indie fantasy comedy alongside Woody Harrelson, Giovanni Ribisi, Dave Matthews and Alanis Morissette. The film centers on a grad student who spends the summer working at a science institute on a remote island and discovers the location has a secret history. Cameras roll in Massachusetts this October.

Ya'll better add this masterpiece to your Netflix queue, 'cause it's goin' straight to video. Stat.