Jon and Kate Plus Eight Plus a Young Chick...Yikes.

Jon and Kate Plus AWKWARD!

Us Weekly is reporting in its latest issue that he has been cheating on his wife with 23-year-old Deanna Hummel, a third-grade teacher.

"She's convinced he's going to divorce Kate for her," said Lindsay Powers, staff editor at Us Weekly. It’s no secret to loyal viewers that their eight children have put enormous strain on Jon and Kate's relationship.

"Kate is often promoting her book, "Eight Little Faces," about their family. And Jon, he's been really out on the club scene lately," Powers said. "So when he's not with his kids and Kate's traveling, he's sending $3 shots to this woman he's having an affair with."

Deanna's older brother, Jason, told Us Weekly that Jon, 32, was relentlessly pursuing his sister. "He tells us that on one of their first dates, Jon came over with a half eaten pizza box and a bag of chips and they spent their whole night together in her room acting like, quote, a couple of teenagers," Powers

"A lot of the time, it was pretty, um, gross listening to her, you know, um — how do I say this? The walls are thin. Let’s just say that. I mean, no one wants to hear his sister having sex, let alone with a married dude who's, like, almost twice her age and who has eight kids and a maybe-crazy wife. Ick. Nast."


The first thing I'm going to address is the word NAST. I am POSITIVE that Alex's wife Dayna made up that word...she's been using it for yeeeears, and I slip it in every now and then when something is particularly gross or nasty.


Secondly? Kate's a shrew. She treats Jon like he's younger than the sextuplets and is constantly berating him--ON TV. I don't believe adultery is cool, man. Not by a long shot. I'm just sayin'. If Jon hasn't felt or been treated like a grown man for oh, so many years...something's gonna happen. I would totally say this if the sides were reversed, and ya'll KNOW it.


Again. I'm just sayin'.