Lindsay Lohan Pregnant? Please let this be a vicious rumor--that I'm helping to spread, I guess.

Lindsay with her white skinny jeans and

white Maserati (that some porn dude gave her--

the car, not the jeans).

Lindsay Lohan is seven weeks pregnant if you consider an anonymous Lindsay friend on IanUndercover.com a credible source:

"I swear she's carrying," the Lilo friend said. "She's going through big emotional turmoil. She's not sure if she'll have it or go through with an abortion that she booked to have in the next few days. Saddest part is she has no idea who the father is. She must have slept with more than two dozen men in the past couple of months."

Please, lets send a message here loud and clear to Lilo what to do. IUC encourages her to have the child."

Here's what I believe to be true in all of this: Lindsay is indeed "going through big emotional turmoil"; and that she's "slept with more than two dozen men in the past couple of months". Okay, maybe she has a standing appointment for an abortion, but that's just gross.

If this rumor was planted by her people, it's nast. Again, this is NOT the way to get a decent job in Hollywood, Linds. And by "decent", I mean NOT PORN. Get it together, sister.