Blind Item, Ya'll!

"This Stepford Wife is close to splitting from her husband. She has actually consulted with several high-profile divorce lawyers on both coasts. The main issue here seems to be custody of their kid/s, whom the husband is intent on keeping. Thankfully, she's gotten her parents involved, even though she had distanced herself from them over the past few years.

No It's Not: Nicole Kidman." [BlindGossip]

Oh boy. This one sounds so obvious, let's all kneel down and pray that it's Katie Holmes. She's always referred to (in gossip pages) as a Stepford Wife, coupled with the "It's not Nicole Kidman" reference points directly at our poorly dressed Katie. Please, oh please, oh PLEASE let it be true.