The neighborhood stray cats are in heat...oh wait. It's just BEYONCE`.

Oh, guurrrrrl.

My ears are bleeding. I'm not kidding. Gushing down my neck, ruining my nightie. (Yeah, it's 10:30, big DEAL!)

Howard Stern got ahold of a "raw board feed" of Beyonce` "singing" (?) on the Today Show. Here's what happens: a performer gets onstage out in Rockefeller Plaza in front of the crowd. It looks live, but it's very staged. The artist "sings", but what the TV and live audiences hear is a vocal recording. Someone must have it out for Bey. I'm sure Jay-Z will pull this hot mess from YouTube fairly soon, so watch it while you can.