Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan. Sigh.

Lindsay posing for paps

Sam is moving ON.

So many thing to discuss about Lindsay and Sam. Here it is in a nutshell.

Sam's sick of Lindsay's drama-rama. Sam reportedly changed the locks on her house to keep Linds out. Sam had a party at Party Central, the Chateau Marmont Hotel last week and hired bodyguards, who had to physically keep Lindsay from crashing the party. Lindsay found another random party at Chateau and tried to get into that one--didn't work.

Apparently Lindsay's dumbass mom, Dina (along with 15 year old sister, Ali--who doesn't appear to go to school of any kind) are in town to help Lindsay through all this shit. Just a few days ago, Dina and Ali were turned away at the door of club Villa--because ALI IS FIFTEEN. Dina proceded to use the "don't you know who I am" line to no avail. Jesus. We wonder why Lindsay is so effed up?

There are also rumors of Sam already replacing Lindsay with a "dark-haired Lindsay lookalike". This would account for Lindsay's crazy ramblings on Twitter about Sam cheating on her.

E! News is also reporting:

"Lindsay Lohan was dining with her mom, Dina, when who should be at the exact same restaurant but ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson. Coincidence?

Sam was out of town deejaying this weekend, but returned in time for a quick run-in on Sunday night at Cecconi's restaurant in West Hollywood.
Sam was eating with a group of guys, but a source says she ventured over to the Lohan table for a brief hello before leaving alone.

According to another source (Lindsay), there is no truth to the report that she was "totally smashed" at a Friday-night fete in the Hollywood Hills...
OK! magazine reported that people were pouring vodka into her cup. "She was way beyond incoherent," the mag claims.

But Linds tells E! News exclusively that she's still sober. "I was drinking something called Neuro Bliss," she says.

According to their website, the health drink is “proven to relax neural tissues, and to enhance brain activity, focus and provide a sense of well-being.” That's a new twist on drinking away the breakup blues."
—Reporting by Ken Baker

Whew. I'm out of breath. Right now it seems Lindsay has NO career whatsoever. She's too risky in terms of being insured for any kind of acting job, not to mention all the chaos that follows her wherever she goes. No one will hire her at this point.

Sam, on the other hand, seems to be making lots of money DJing and her singing career is taking off. Not surprising, I like her voice a lot.

www.myspace.com/samantharonson "If It's Gonna Rain" is my favorite.