Saturday, April 11, 2009

"Married to the Eiffel Tower: More Objectum Sexuals". Wait. MORE?

"I now pronounce you, ummm..."


I saw probably the most fascinating/troubling show on BBC America the other night. Those of you who follow my Twitter ramblings know what I'm talking about. "Married to the Eiffel Tower" made my jaw drop. It takes a lot to shock me. I really thought I had heard it all, in terms of sexual preferences or fetishes. But this threw me for a loop. I was appalled, yet I felt such a combination of empathy and pity toward these women. They seem perfectly fine with all of this, seemingly, bat-shit craziness. They're not really hurting anyone (maybe just annoying or grossing people out?).

Please do join me in my rubber-necking:



The Times TV critic, Tim Teeman writes:

"Erika La Tour Eiffel had married the Parisian landmark the previous year. Revisiting the girders where the ceremony took place, clutching her wedding veil, she gyrated against the structure. She could feel the cold of the Tower meeting the warmth of her body to produce an "equilibrium". But if object-love really was like human love, then Erika was putting it about a bit, because she was also having a torrid time with the Golden Gate Bridge and the Berlin Wall, fragments of which she called "my boys"; the Eiffel Tower she called "she" - maybe she is a bisexual objectum sexual.



At the Golden Gate Bridge she agonised about the two of them ever being alone, what with the traffic and sight-seers. "Our love is no different than the love between two beings," she claimed. Erika wanted to be an object, not human; her friend Amy was proud never to have been touched by another person (although she did hug Erika).



Amy was in love with the Twin Towers and the Empire State Building, whose flank she nuzzled and whispered sweet nothings to, until a security guard asked her to clear off. So she started loudly exclaiming her devotion - "Chaaaa-CHAAAAA!" - instead. Asperger's and autism were mentioned as possible conditions underlying the women's passions, but the only thing they shared was a history of abuse and abandonment. Erika had been discharged from the Armed Forces for refusing to stop sleeping with a ceremonial sword. On the streets of New York, with its riotous sensory overload, the women were almost delirious."



"Erika said she felt like the Berlin Wall. She mused that someone must have loved the Wall to bring it into the world; what made them not love it now? Political history meant nothing to her, the Wall was a simple victim of neglect. She didn't care if people called her "cuckoo", and while the programme could have easily done that and turned the women̢۪s stories into a guffaw-a-minute freak show, somehow it strove for understanding. There should have been easy laughs, but instead it was moving - particularly when a priest counselled Amy after finding her sexually communing with his altar rail. This was absurdity not treated absurdly - and the Empire State Building did look mighty thrusting and fine."



So. That's your Sex Ed Lesson of the Day. Thoughts, class? Oh, there will be a test.

9 comments:

Annette said...

"the programme could have easily done that and turned the women's stories into a guffaw-a-minute freak show, somehow it strove for understanding" - Well i guess that makes me insensitive because i laughed like crazy at those mentalists and was disgusted in equal measures.

Annette said...

I say that but, i'm sure the garden shed keeps winking at me ever since i rubbed it's drainpipe.....

DivaJulia said...

I can only imagine the hysterics had we watched it together. While drinking.

Annette said...

Remember to watch the car one if it comes on...

DivaJulia said...

Oh, Stephen's all over the car one. He watches "Pinks" and "Barrett-Jackson" like it's church. He'll sneer at me for snitching.

HAHAHAA! Drainpipe.

Annette said...

Yes, but did Stephen sneak into the hotel parking lot in your San Francisco hotel at 1am....to rub his dinkle while licking the bumpers of a pretty BMW?

DivaJulia said...

Not that I'm AWARE of...

Annette said...

Hahahahahah!!! Oh dear, you make me laugh!

Jilly said...

Ummm...words fail me...that's all.