Lindsay Lohan to Mel B: "Um, are you accepting applications?"

Lindsay w/her finger and

two pair of ugly shoes

Linds, the Producer of "Peepshow",

Mel B. and her hubby, so-and-so.

Popsugar UK is reporting:

"Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen and Stephen Belafonte were amongst the guests at Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas to attend the opening of PEEPSHOW, Melanie Brown's new burlesque-style show. Mel performs alongside fellow Dancing with the Stars alumnus Kelly Monaco, and although neither of them appear topless, the showgirls surrounding them do. Lindsay apparently told Mel she is "back on men" and left with a mystery man at midnight. This follows reports of Lindsay flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio at My House in Hollywood on Wednesday night. Sounds like she won't need that dating service any more."

This sounds like a low-rent Pussycat Dolls rip-off, doesn't it? A couple of things: Doesn't Charlie Sheen have newborn twins at home? Lindsay is "back on men"? Doesn't she know we love her as a lesbian? Now she's just some unemployed drunkgirl who's way too skinny and loves doing coke. Nothing interesting about that. Where's my Samantha Ronson? I miss her.

So Linds was in Vegas filling out job applications. I guess after she hit up Forever 21, In 'n Out Burger and The Sapphire Gentleman's Club (yeah, I've been there, what of it??) she thought she'd hit up former Spice Girl, Mel B. for a position. I am hearing Adam Ant singing again: "Desperate, But Not Serious". I love that song. It's a great reference.

Oh yeah..what is UP with Lindsay with the finger in her mouth? Does it makes us look at her first (yes), longer (yes), then wonder if it's code for "I'm back on men"? (Maybe.)