Dr. Drew (aka Dr. Dreamboat) Says Lindsay's Gonna Crash.

Dr. Dreamboat Drew
Oh, Lindsay.

Unfit Parents, Michael and Dina Lohan. Gross.

Swoon...anytime I get to post a picture of Dr. Drew Pinsky (Dr. Dreamboat), believe me, I will. The Dreamboat is giving his sexy-voiced opinion about our girl, Linds. Sigh. Lindsay? Please don't die. I know your parents are Class A A-holes, but you have got to get it together.

"The top Hollywood addiction specialist who predicted Britney Spears' meltdown feels sure Lindsay Lohan is heading for darker days following her split from girlfriend Samantha Ronson. (Dipped in Cream's new obsession! Oh, Sam!)

Dr. Drew Pinsky, who fronts hit reality TV show "Celebrity Rehab," insists Lohan is a classic addict who is heading for a breakdown.

The medic, who hasn't treated the actress, tells news show Extra, "She's a straight-up addict," and she needs help.

He adds, "I've been saying for a while she's gonna have a major, major blow-out... before she becomes motivated to really capitulate to treatment."

And Dr. Pinsky feels Lohan and her worried parents should follow the example set by Spears' mom and dad, who forced the pop superstar into therapy as she started to crack up in 2007.

He explains, "Britney had a severe mental illness... Britney's only alive because of the actions of her parents."

Never gonna happen. Lindsay's parents, Dina and Michael are narcisistic leeches who don't know how to do anything except enable and exploit their kids.