Oh Nancy Grace. Whenever I don't have a headache I enjoy watching you verbally judge and execute well, everyone.
I don't even remember Caley Anthony's mother's name, because you dubbed her Killing Machine Tot Mom (or something similar), so that's how we all refer to her now.
Anytime my husband hears Nancy's voice from the other room, he says, "IS HER HAIR ON FIRE?"--and it always IS.
By the way, I do a great Nancy Grace impersonation. I'm available at a reasonable fee for your next party.
Happy Birthday, Friend.