Thursday, October 8, 2009

Stinkfoot Suri Cruise is getting on my last nerve.

Really? Stinkfoot drinks Pelligrino??

Ya know what? There are a MILLION other things I should be writing about at this hour. But, no. I have to get a glimpse of this spoiled rotten child who is seriously setting my hair on fire.

I let it GO this week when I heard Suri Cruise has a wardrobe worth THREE MILLION DOLLARS. Oh, you heard me. If a designer doesn't happen to even have a children's collection, Tom and DeadEye Katie will MAKE them have a children's collection. Oh, yes they will. So this 3-year old brat in the making (oh YOU want to say the SAME THING, don't lie), is wearing Burberry, Prada, Chanel, and tiny Christian Louboutin shoes.

Why do I feel like Tom loves these little dresses every bit as much as Katie loves spending the money for said dresses? We know why.

All I know is, Stinkfoot is now drinking Pellegrino water WHILE STILL BEING EFFING CARRIED BY HER PARENTS. 

Goddamnit. I'm so mad right now, you don't even KNOW. 



busybee said...

She has that Bitch I will CUT YOU look on her face doesn't she?

Why is katie carrying her still?

DivaJulia said...

She TOTALLY does. That is SOME goddamn side-eye--she's has it perfected. This family makes me sick.

There. I said it...but I don't feel better. I'm still pissed off.

xoxo j

Anonymous said...

I hate that little stringy-haired brat and her wacko parents. I bet the ice cream shop people were about to CROAK having her all over the counter and probably afraid to say anything.