Thursday, October 8, 2009

Stinkfoot Suri Cruise is getting on my last nerve.


Really? Stinkfoot drinks Pelligrino??
 
Get.That.Germ-ridden.Child.OFF.THE.GD.COUNTER!

Ya know what? There are a MILLION other things I should be writing about at this hour. But, no. I have to get a glimpse of this spoiled rotten child who is seriously setting my hair on fire.

I let it GO this week when I heard Suri Cruise has a wardrobe worth THREE MILLION DOLLARS. Oh, you heard me. If a designer doesn't happen to even have a children's collection, Tom and DeadEye Katie will MAKE them have a children's collection. Oh, yes they will. So this 3-year old brat in the making (oh YOU want to say the SAME THING, don't lie), is wearing Burberry, Prada, Chanel, and tiny Christian Louboutin shoes.

Why do I feel like Tom loves these little dresses every bit as much as Katie loves spending the money for said dresses? We know why.

All I know is, Stinkfoot is now drinking Pellegrino water WHILE STILL BEING EFFING CARRIED BY HER PARENTS. 

Goddamnit. I'm so mad right now, you don't even KNOW. 


 

3 comments:

busybee said...

She has that Bitch I will CUT YOU look on her face doesn't she?

Why is katie carrying her still?

DivaJulia said...

She TOTALLY does. That is SOME goddamn side-eye--she's has it perfected. This family makes me sick.

There. I said it...but I don't feel better. I'm still pissed off.

xoxo j

Anonymous said...

I hate that little stringy-haired brat and her wacko parents. I bet the ice cream shop people were about to CROAK having her all over the counter and probably afraid to say anything.