Thursday, October 8, 2009
Stinkfoot Suri Cruise is getting on my last nerve.
Really? Stinkfoot drinks Pelligrino??
Ya know what? There are a MILLION other things I should be writing about at this hour. But, no. I have to get a glimpse of this spoiled rotten child who is seriously setting my hair on fire.
I let it GO this week when I heard Suri Cruise has a wardrobe worth THREE MILLION DOLLARS. Oh, you heard me. If a designer doesn't happen to even have a children's collection, Tom and
DeadEye Katie will MAKE them have a children's collection. Oh, yes they will. So this 3-year old brat in the making (oh YOU want to say the SAME THING, don't lie), is wearing Burberry, Prada, Chanel, and tiny Christian Louboutin shoes.
Why do I feel like Tom loves these little dresses every bit as much as Katie loves spending the money for said dresses? We know why.
All I know is, Stinkfoot is now drinking Pellegrino water WHILE STILL BEING EFFING CARRIED BY HER PARENTS.
Goddamnit. I'm so mad right now, you don't even KNOW.