Thursday, October 22, 2009
JLo and Skeletor? What the Goddamnhell are you WEARING?
photo via JUSTJARED.COM
Well, well, well. What do we have here?
I think you all know I loathe the little rat-faced Skeletor man. Marc Anthony is the short-man's complex personified. I don't think I've ever been privy to one photo where he isn't latched onto that wife of his as if she's being held hostage. Similar to Stockholm Syndrome...Skeletor Syndrome, is when you force your wife to put her bright and shining (hey, I'm being nice!) career behind her (that's a tough one, heh), quit with the "self-empowering" crap, and publicly kneel down before his boney ass. AND he raids your scarf drawer. Unacceptable.
JENNIFER!! Look at how you're dressed! Diddy never woulda let you outa the mansion looking like one of Jack Skellington's overstuffed minions. Wait. Skellington. Skeletor.
Oh, My. God.