Charlie Sheen and Current Wife Welcome Twin Boys...Where are the Hookers?

"I have HOW MANY kids now??"

"I'm truly blessed," Charlie told OK! at the time. "I'm already the proud father of three beautiful daughters, and I'm delighted that they'll now have two little brothers... Life doesn't get any better than this."

Well, hookers in cheerleaders outfits might make it even better! Honestly. How long before this A-hole cheats on this one? Bleh.

Wait. What was that? Oh, it's just Charlie's crazy-ass ex-wife Denise Richards' blood-curdling scream hearing that Brooke had baby BOYS.